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In the land of dental hygiene,
Where clean teeth are often deemed divine,
Electric toothbrushes were born,
To save us from decay and scorn.
But oh, how the tale takes a turn,
As some users discover a concern,
Their electric toothbrushes don’t clean as well,
Leaving them puzzled and somewhat dispel.
Some blame it on pressure applied,
As the bristles shift when too hard they abide,
Limiting their movement and wearing them down,
Resulting in less effective clean round.
But this isn’t the whole story to hear,
For poor technique and timing can bring fear,
As rushing through brushing in a minute or less,
Leaves much to clean beyond our duress.
Two minutes twice daily should suffice,
For electric and manual alike should not deice,
To neglect this simple yet effective act,
Leaving teeth prone to cavity tracts.
Regular wiping of the electric brush head,
Removes residue that could lead to dread,
Alcohol-based wipes can do wonders as well,
But be sure to read the label to tell.
Let’s not forget,
That electric toothbrushes are still great,
But technique and time matter too,
As clean teeth require both manual and brand new.
So, let’s use our electric toothbrushes well,
With gentle pressure and time that does tell,
And let’s clean our teeth twice daily,
For healthy smiles that do not go so dally.
We swish and spin our way through morning routine,
But soon discover this magic wand ain’t as keen.
For as we reach for rinse, we can’t help but recall,
The electric toothbrush not cleaning as well as we recall.
We try more pressure, more angles to probe,
But no matter how we manipulate, our smiles still look so poor!
We check the bristles; they seem intact,
But we can’t help but feel that this electric toothbrush can’t hack.
Perhaps we should revisit old techniques,
Or upgrade our devices to new models sleek and chic.
But in the end, we can’t help but feel dismayed,
As our dentist informs us that the electric toothbrush not cleaning as well.
We wonder if we should just revert to old methods,
And trade in our sleek electric for an ancient wooden slat.
But alas, we know that’s not the way,
For in this age of technology, we’re not about to stray.
So we’ll keep brushing, hoping that our electric toothbrush’ll play,
And we’ll try to forgive it for not cleaning as well as we pray.
For in the end, we know that dental hygiene’s not a game,
But a daily struggle to keep our smiles as bright as a flame.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "Electric Toothbrush Not Cleaning As Well" (affiliate link)