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Oh, my dear Oral-B toothbrush, how I’ve relied on thee,
Your gentle bristles and vibrations, a dental symphony,
But alas, your motor has ceased, your battery is dead,
What once was a trusty friend, now lies here, an electronic head.
I opened thee up, as one does, when technology fails,
To inspect thee, and perhaps, a remedy to unveil,
But there, I saw the culprit, a breach in thy seal,
A compromised o-Ring, that should never have yield.
It may seep through the top oscillating pivot,
A watery infiltration, the villainous riot,
Or maybe, in a careless moment, I dropped thee,
And now, there are cracks in thy body, thy heart, it’s plain to see.
But what of the charge, I ask, is it a simple fix,
Or have I damaged the connection, in this, a fathomless mix,
First thing to do, I hear, is to check the power outlet,
To ensure it’s working, as it should, a crucial follow.
But what if it’s not, what then, I ask,
Is there a way to charge it, without being too slack,
Perhaps, I should avoid charging it on a metal surface,
To prevent any short circuits, that could lead to worse disaster.
The battery, I hear, could be the issue, either failed or broken,
If it’s out of its guarantee period, there’s no need to panic,
For I can use one of your repair guides, to help me fix it,
To get my dear Oral-B toothbrush, up and running, as quick as a flic.
But what if it’s the switch, that’s causing the problem,
If it doesn’t turn on, it’s not the switch, but something else problematic,
Perhaps, the motor, the brushes, have worn out, over time,
And now, my dear Oral-B toothbrush, is beyond its prime.
But fret not, dear friend, for I’ve heard of a solution,
A way to revive thee, to make thee, an electronic resurgence,
For there’s an online repair service, where I can seek help,
With troubleshooting tips, that could help, put my dear Oral-B toothbrush, back on the shelf.
So, dear Oral-B toothbrush, don’t despair, for I’ll do my best,
To get thee, back to brushing, with your vibrations, that’ll be a success,
For I know, that with a little help, and a lot of patience,
My dear Oral-B toothbrush, will be back, cleaning my teeth, with satisfaction.
Your sleek design and shining steel,
Now sit idle as I ponder my woe,
Your pulsating motion once so real,
Now feels like a tale that’s long ago.
The batteries that powered your might,
Have failed me now, and left me in despair,
I turn you on, but the bristles remain tight,
And I’m left to my own, tooth-cleaning flair.
The user manual, once my guide,
Has failed me now, as I read its contents,
I try the suggested solutions, tried and true,
But still, my brush remains a lifeless descendent.
I clean the head, and the base, and the nooks,
And try every outlet in my house,
But still, my oral B toothbrush remains a crook,
And leaves me with a tooth-cleaning house.
I’ve called the manufacturer, and they’ve been kind,
And promised to send me a new part,
But until then, I’m left to my mind,
And clean my teeth with a hand-held heart.
Oh, how I long for the days gone by,
When my brush hummed with its buzzing bee,
Now I’m left to my toothbrush quorum high,
And clean my teeth, by hand, you see.
But fear not, my faithful friend, I’ll keep the faith,
And wait for your return, as I brush by hand,
For soon, you’ll be back, and I’ll regain my graze,
And my teeth will be clean, as you spin and revolve.
Until then, I’ll keep the faith, and clean with grace,
For soon, my oral B toothbrush, will be back in my space.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "My Oral B Toothbrush Stopped Working" (affiliate link)