Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "My Oral B Toothbrush Won't Connect to the App" (affiliate link)
Oh, woe is me, my oral B toothbrush won’t connect
To the app that I need, I’m feeling discontent
The brush spins and whirs, but the connection’s denied
My teeth suffer, I fear, as I can’t track my bride
I try pressing reset, I hold down the button
But still, my app shows “No device found, frowning”
I check the Bluetooth, it’s on, I’m sure of it
But my brush remains stubborn, as sullen as nit
I turn my phone off, then back on again
Hoping a fresh start will bring the connection strain
But still, my brush and app refuse to connect
I feel like a madman, with crazy regret
I search forums, I read through each thread
But no one seems to have this issue bred
I try charging the brush, I try taking it off
But still, my brush won’t join the app scoff
I reach out to customer support, I wait on hold
But the automated voice just makes me growl
I’m tired of the dance, I’m sick of the pain
I just want my brush to connect, without disdain
Fear not, my friend, for I have the answer,
To fix your toothbrush woes, and make you a dancer.
First, turn off Bluetooth on your phone, so sleek,
Then turn it on again, oh so chic.
Re-launch the app, with hope in your heart,
The connection may work, tearing apart
The barrier between you and your dental care,
With Position Detection, your teeth will be bared.
But what if the problem persists, you ask?
Fret not, for I have more tasks.
Ensure your toothbrush and app are both updated,
Their software fresh, and undiluted.
The Oral B iO 10, a marvel indeed,
But it’s not like other devices, oh geez!
It doesn’t connect via phone settings, you see,
So don’t waste your time, leave it be.
If you’re still having issues, don’t despair,
Check your phone’s permissions, with utmost care.
The app may need access to your location,
To make the connection, without hesitation.
With these steps, you’ll be on your way,
To brushing perfection, every single day.
So go forth, my friend, and conquer your plaque,
With your Oral B toothbrush, and no more slack.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "My Oral B Toothbrush Won't Connect to the App" (affiliate link)