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In a world of bristles, handles, and Apps,
Lies a tale of teeth, both tops and bottom caps.
An oral B saga, a story to be told,
Of a toothbrush, an app, and some facts, quite bold.
Once upon a time, in a land not so far,
An electric toothbrush, the Oral B iO9, did spar
With an app, its faithful companion, meant for pair,
To guide and track, with data to share.
But alas, the app, it seemed, was not so precise,
Showing white teeth in areas, a most unpleasant surprise.
For the user, it tracked, with a sense of disbelief,
An unbrushed surface, shown as leaf, brought only grief.
The app, it seemed, was not in sync,
With the brushing, the scrubbing, the movements, the link.
The user, confused, sought help near and far,
To mend the disconnect, the inaccurate star.
The first step, they said, was to ensure,
The toothbrush and app, in a bond, were immersed.
Bluetooth activated, the phone and brush paired,
A connection vital, of this, they were aware.
Next, the phone’s power mode, they inspected,
In “normal” mode, the app and brush reflected,
No more, no less, the tracking, a must,
In “power saving,” the app, it seemed, was unjust.
The user, determined, the advice, they heeded,
The app and brush, in sync, they pleaded.
The phone, in “normal” mode, the user confirmed,
Yet, the app, it seemed, remained uninformed.
The user, now frustrated, sought a final resort,
A factory reset, the app and brush, they divorced,
A clean slate, a fresh start, the user did hope,
A new beginning, the user did cope.
The app and brush, in harmony, they danced,
A symphony of bristles, a ballet of lances.
The user, now content, their teeth, they tended,
The app and brush, a bond, they mended.
In the end, the user learned, the app, it wasn’t a foe,
But a tool, a guide, a companion, to help them grow.
The app and brush, a team, a force, a pair,
A tale of teeth, a story, with a moral, that’s fair.
So brush, they said, with care, with love, with grace,
In every nook, every cranny, every space.
For a healthy smile, a shining beacon, a star,
Is worth the effort, the journey, no matter where you are.
Amidst this empire, there lies a mighty app,
A shining gem called Oral B App,
Where magic takes place, but oh, oh woe!
Sometimes, this wondrous tool goes on a ghostly slow.
It’s when the brush and app refuse to show,
The toothy wonders that they both do know,
They vanish into thin air, leaving a pang,
A perplexing question for the brusher, why won’t my Oral B App show my teeth?
At first, the brusher’s mind wanders to the realms,
Of wi-fi connection and app stores and what they consume,
But alas, all’s fine, the app is installed and active,
The brusher is stumped, the mystery persists relentlessly native.
So, what could be the reason for this disappearing act?
The app, a magician, a marvel of modern fact,
Is using some sleight of hand, a bit of stagecraft and tricks,
To hide the teeth from view, for some peculiar sticks.
The first stick, the brusher might’ve misplaced,
The brush’s sensor, it’s been ungraced,
A problem that lies deep within the brush,
The sensor is malfunctioning, not fulfilling its plush.
The second stick, the app’s not been used,
The brusher has neglected, it’s misunderstood,
The app’s not a tool for just the first use,
It needs to be used, to be imbued.
The third stick, a glitch in the app,
The brusher’s wi-fi’s on the rap,
The app’s trying to connect, but can’t,
The teeth’ll be invisible, the whole rant.
The fourth stick, an update’s pending,
The app’s in a lull, unbending,
The brusher’s teeth’ll disappear,
Till the update’s done, and fear is cleared.
The fifth stick, the brush’s head’s wrong,
The brusher’s misplaced, the head’s long,
The teeth’ll hide, for a very long time,
Till the brush’s head’s back to prime.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "Oral B App Not Showing Teeth" (affiliate link)