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Oh, Oral B electric toothbrush, how could you fail me now?
When I rely on you to clean my teeth, both day and night,
Your motor should be humming, but instead, you won’t turn on,
Leaving me to wonder, what could be the cause of this blight?
Perhaps, my dear Oral B, you’re running low on juice,
For I remember the day when you held a charge for long,
But now, you’re barely breathing, and your power’s all used up,
Leaving me to fret, and I can’t bear this sorrowful song.
But fear not, my friend, for I’ve got some tips to help,
When all seems lost, and your teeth are feeling the brunt,
Place you on the charging stand for just a few seconds,
And then, take you off, and try to power you up again.
If that doesn’t work, then press and hold the power button,
For ten seconds straight, until the toothbrush starts to beep,
This trick should reset your Oral B, and bring it back to life,
Leaving you to grin, and the germs to flee in a leap.
But if your battery’s faulty, and it’s failing to hold,
Then charge your toothbrush for thirty minutes or so,
And then, give it a try, and see if it’s now all right,
Leaving you to smile, and your teeth to glow with a glint.
Remember, my dear Oral B, that you’re not just a brush,
But a friend, and a companion, that’s here to help you clean,
So don’t give up hope, and don’t let your spirits droop,
For I’m here to guide you, and help you find your way again.
Let’s face this challenge together, and let’s make it right,
For I believe in you, my dear Oral B, electric toothbrush,
And I know that with a little help, and a lot of grit,
You’ll soon be back to your former self, and cleaning your way out of this pit.
I try to press the button, again and again,
But still your power fails to begin.
Is it the battery, the connection, or what?
I’m left with questions, and no simple plot.
I recall the warning, about the charger,
That echoed in my mind like a driller.
“Don’t leave it on while it’s plugged in,”
They said, “or else its charge will begin to thin.”
Did I forget? Did I neglect?
Did I let its power diminish and defect?
I take it off the charger, and give it some space,
But still its life seems far too sluggish and pale.
I ponder its warranty, and whether it’s outdated,
But then I remember, it’s still not fated.
I search for a guide, to repair or revive,
But I’m left with options, and nothing to thrive.
I check for debris, around the button and more,
But I find nothing, just an empty store.
I clean it with water, and wipe it with care,
But still its function seems far too rare.
I try a different brush head, and a different tooth,
But still its pulse seems weak and booth.
I pray for a miracle, or a simple trick,
But still its power seems far too thin and sick.
Oh electric toothbrush, my loyal mate,
Why won’t you turn on, and restore my fate?
I’ll keep on searching, and keep on praying,
Until your buzzing returns, and my smile is straying.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "Oral B Electric Toothbrush Won't Turn On" (affiliate link)