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In the land of Oral B, where toothbrushes roam free,
There lies a problem, that’s troubling to see,
The toothbrush that was once trusted, now fails to impress,
As it refuses to change modes, causing great distress.
The symptoms are clear, as the brush hums and beeps,
But no matter how many times you press the sleep,
The modes remain stuck, in a constant repeat,
Leaving you with no choice, but to resort to brute force.
At first, you think it’s a minor glitch,
But as the days pass, the frustration hits,
You start to wonder, if the toothbrush is broken,
Or if it’s a ploy, to get you buying a new token.
You try resetting the brush, but that doesn’t work,
You try charging it, but that doesn’t quell the bark,
You try reaching out to customer support, but they fail,
To provide a solution, that can save your oral tale.
The once trusted Oral B, now turns into a thorn,
As you curse its name, with every painful scorn,
You start to wonder, if it’s time to switch brands,
Or if you should stick with it, and let the magic in your hands.
The dilemma is real, as you weigh your options,
As the toothbrush continues to mock your decisions,
You start to wonder, if you’ll ever find a solution,
Or if you’ll be stuck, with a toothbrush, that’s just an ornament.
So, dear reader, if you’re facing the same plight,
Hold on tight, and don’t lose hope in the night,
For a solution will come, if you keep your wits,
And remember, that sometimes, all you need is a few grits.
In the end, the Oral B toothbrush, will change modes,
But until then, let’s just pray, that our smiles don’t evode.
Let’s hope that the brush, will soon regain its sense,
And let’s keep our fingers crossed, that our oral health won’t cause an intense commence.
So, until then, let’s just brush with all our might,
And hope that the Oral B toothbrush, will change modes, tonight.
Let’s keep our hopes high, and our spirits up,
For a solution will come, if we just don’t give up.
Until then, let’s just keep brushing, and trust in the toothbrush,
For a solution will come, if we just don’t lose our crutch.
Let’s keep our faith in the toothbrush, and trust in its might,
For a solution will come, if we just hold on tight.
I thought the toothbrush was just great,
But now it seems, a technology debate,
For when I want to change the brush,
It seems to simply say, “no hush.”
I tried to cycle through the modes,
But my toothbrush just stayed with throes,
Of oral hygiene, oh so bland,
It seems my brush has taken a stand.
I’ve tried to press the button with glee,
But my toothbrush just won’t let me be,
It seems my oral care has come to naught,
For my brush just stays in its thought.
I thought the app would help me solve,
This issue with my toothbrush unresolved,
But alas, it seems the app’s no good,
For my brush just stays stuck, like mud.
Oh, woe is me, my toothbrush woes,
My Oral B, it seems to compose,
A symphony of oral care’s pain,
For my brush just won’t let me be sane.
I’ll keep on brushing, with or without the modes,
For my oral care, it seems, is the load,
That I must bear, with or without,
My toothbrush’s quirks, it seems, is what I’ve got.
Note: This poem is not intended to be factual - for product details, prices and availability you should search Amazon.com for "Oral B Toothbrush Not Changing Modes" (affiliate link)